Funny song

Just got in from the Isle of Skye.I'm not very big and I'm awfully shyThe ladies shout as I go byDonald where's yer troosers?
Chorus:Let the winds blow high,Let the winds blow low,Down the street in my kilt I goAnd all the ladies say helloDonald where's yer troosers?
A lady took me to a ballAnd it was slippery in the hallI was afraid that I would fall'Cause I didn't have on my troosers!
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They'd like to wed me every oneJust let them catch me if they canYe canna put the brakes on a Highland manWho doesn't like wearing troosers.
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To wear the kilt is my delight,It isn't wrong, I know it's rightThe Highlanders would get a frightIf they saw me in my troosers.
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Well I caught a cold and me nose was rawI had no handkerchief at allSo I hiked my kilt and gave it a blaw,Now you can't do that with troosers!
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This song made me chuckle a bit so i decided to share i h2g l8er g8er's